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Author:  ADKbrown [ Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:17 pm ]
Post subject:  Letterman on All-Star Game

IF YOU MISSED IT ON LETTERMAN.....<p>
Top Ten Ways To Make The All-Star Game More Exciting<p>10. Replace "take me out to the ballgame" with 50 cent's
"what up gangsta"<p>9. Just a thought, but when Saddam's soccer team lost, he'd
execute 'em<p>8. Two words: monkey umpires<p>7. Losing players spend remainder of the year making seven
bucks an hour<p>6. Nine starters, eight uniforms<p>5. Seventh inning players' wife-swap<p>4. One lucky ticket-holder gets to manage the Expos in 2005<p>3. Between innings, Pete Rose plays keno<p>2. Allow top hitters to use performance-enhancing
supplements...oh wait, they already do that<p>1. Losing pitcher has to give rubdown to a naked Bud Selig

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