IF YOU MISSED IT ON LETTERMAN.....<p> Top Ten Ways To Make The All-Star Game More Exciting<p>10. Replace "take me out to the ballgame" with 50 cent's "what up gangsta"<p>9. Just a thought, but when Saddam's soccer team lost, he'd execute 'em<p>8. Two words: monkey umpires<p>7. Losing players spend remainder of the year making seven bucks an hour<p>6. Nine starters, eight uniforms<p>5. Seventh inning players' wife-swap<p>4. One lucky ticket-holder gets to manage the Expos in 2005<p>3. Between innings, Pete Rose plays keno<p>2. Allow top hitters to use performance-enhancing supplements...oh wait, they already do that<p>1. Losing pitcher has to give rubdown to a naked Bud Selig
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