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Phillip Blanchard
 Post subject: Just give us the measurement, please.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:15 pm 
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In conventional colonoscopy, a long, flexible viewing tube about the thickness of a garden hose is inserted in the rectum and threaded several feet into the colon. (AP)<p>***The diameters of colonoscopes and garden hoses might overlap a bit at extremes, but, in addition to being imprecise, the '"garden hose" comparison invariably conjures a most unpleasant vision.***<p>Image<p>[ April 14, 2004: Message edited by: blanp ]</p>
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JonScribe
 Post subject: Re: Just give us the measurement, please.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:31 pm 
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Note to self: Eat more fiber.
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majorbabs
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From the movie "Frankie and Johnny: " You might as well just eat rope and yank it through."
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Gatekeeper
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<blockquote><font size="1" face="TImes, TimesNR, serif">quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by JonScribe:
Note to self: Eat more fiber.<hr></blockquote><p>**ROTFL**<p>Yeah, I saw the same AP description and, trust me, it generated *lots* of discussion among the males on the copydesk.<p>Gatekeeper<p>-30-
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Jackie
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This is cracking me up. I took one look at that story, said "eww" and passed it on to Features, which has a weekly health section.
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