Well, I got an interesting perspective on this when I happened to be an alternate juror for a rather fascinating case out my way...(guy took a university classroom hostage, claiming the government had implanted microchips in his penis....when guy rushed him to take the rifle, perp shot one of the guy's testicles off).<p>Anyway, I was the lone surviving alternate (the other had passed out in the courtroom when the victim was describing being shot in the balls), so I was the first juror released after the charge was read. A couple TV wankers asked to interview me when I left court, and I of course told them to fuck off.<p>That pointless tale being told, let me say that interviewing anyone on my jury would have been a waste of time. A colleague who covered courts for years described jurors as "people being too stupid to get out of serving on a jury."<p>The best was a pizza delivery guy, a kid, who would yell out "It's Miller time!!" whenever the judge would begin giving his instructions to us at the end of court every day. I'm sure whatever this guy said would have been a great addition to any reportage. I can't recall, in cases I covered, ever getting a single relevant thing out of a juror.
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