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Author:  J Kaufman [ Wed Jul 24, 2013 1:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Today's bowdlerizing

Fort Pierce man re-arranges Walgreens in beverage selection rant
A man upset because Walgreens doesn't sell his favorite beverage was arrested after reports he re-arranged merchandise and called an employee a "(female dog)" in absentia.
Meanwhile, a cashier said Lloyd started yelling profanity toward an employee who wasn't there.

"Althea is a (female dog)," Lloyd is quoted as saying.

The cashier also said Lloyd took items from shelves and moved them across the store. The cashier asked him to stop, but he continued ferrying stuff around.

Police told Lloyd he was going to leave, to which he responded, "(Sexual intercourse) you (male masturbation), (sexual intercourse) make me."
[TCpalm] Hat tip: fark.com

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